Week 2 Preview
Welcome to Week 2.
Walking the Wire
Who Listened to Commish?
MoAE claimed Jalen Coker and Suphian's Revenge claimed Bryce Young after Commish called out their performances and availability in the Week 1 Wrapped. I'll take my commission1 whenever you have it.
Other Moves I Liked
- .08 Over Par dropped Michael Pittman Jr. in favor of the Bucs Defense. You don't always see a Defense take a position player's spot, but this team gets significant upside with its defense going against the Browns this week while retaining the steady Broncos D.
- Suphian's revenge picked up Deebo Samuel Sr. after a strong showing in Melbourne to start the season. Will he keep this momentum against the Miami defense? Is the Miami defense any good? We'll see!
Highest Projected Starter of the Week
Josh Allen, QB, Swerski's Super Fans
24.04 points, vs Detroit.
I don't like this!
Lowest Projected Starter of the Week
QB, WR, RB, TE only
Juwan Johnson, TE, #MNF
7.54 points, at Baltimore.
Juwan exceeded expectations in Week 1 after receiving these honors for the first time, yielding 12.90 points on 8.05 projected. We will see if Tyler Shucks2 continues to feed the beast.
Game of the Week
Acho Endzone vs Weekend Jail
107.80 to 107.64, 215.44 combined
Projections have this as a dead even matchup, with 50% likelihood of a win for each time. One of these managers will crawl out of their 0-1 hole and get to .500.
Snoozefest of the Week
Swerski's Super Fans vs #MNF
119.07 to 103.53, 222.60 combined
Swerski's Super Fans favored at 64%.
Will Swerski's stay on a roll after its warning shot to the rest of the league in Week 1 (182 points scored)?
Commish's Picks
- 🚨👆👉👇🚨 squeaks out a win against Rawdawgs. Watch for big weeks from Derrick Henry from the emoji squad, and Rawdawgs will be pleasantly surprised to see Justin Jefferson's production stay high thanks to Carson Wentz.
- Weekend Jail defeats Acho Endzone. They just can't stop Lamar Jackson.
- Swerski's Super Fans wins big against #MNF. Josh Allen will unfortunately feast against a tepid Lions secondary and Baker Mayfield will not be able to keep pace against the Browns.
- The Fast and the Jahmyrious puts the beatdown on Crouching Tiger. If the margin is greater than 20 points, Commish will enforce a name change to Buried Tiger.
- Suphian's Revenge comes back with a vengeance against .08 Over Par. Caleb Williams' bullshit will be put on hold against the Brian Flores defense.
On the season: 4-1
Enjoy this week's action!