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Week 8 Preview

Where things stand

Standings pre-Week 8

Walking the Wire

Week 8 Wire

More than a third of the moves were made by Acho Endzone. Maybe this week it will help.

Moves that caught my eye:

Josh Allen Memorial Award for Highest Projected Points

Josh Allen lips

Josh Allen is projected to score 24.64 points in his game against the Baltimore Ravens this week. Lamar Jackson is projected to play QB in this one, too. Should be fun! Swerski's Super Fans is the beneficiary here.

Non-Josh Allen Division

Dak Prescott

Dak Prescott, QB, 🚨👆👉👇🚨

22.29 points, vs. Arizona Cardinals

Commish is going to start Dak this week and live with the consequences. The Cowboys offense will aim to build off of a productive week against the injury-laden Eagles.

Lowest Projected Starter of the Week

QB, WR, RB, TE only

Kyle Pitts Sr.

Kyle Pitts, TE, Acho Endzone

6.65 points against Tampa Bay

I already said I liked this move, and for what it's worth I think Kyle will be an above average starter at his position this week.

An honorable mention for J.K. Dobbins, RB, .08 Over Par, who checks in with a 7.48 point projection. RJ Harvey, RB, who I noted as a completely unknown entity in my last post2 hurt his knee this week and is on the IR. Sorry, Weekend Jail!

Game of the Week

#MNF vs Suphian's Revenge

Projected: 116.21 to 103.45, 219.66 combined

You know I couldn't turn my eye to this brotherly showdown. If #MNF wins, as projected, it will be at 4-4 and the battle for a playoff spot heats up. If other matchups had more attentive managers who set their lineups sooner (or ever), I may have had a more competitive projection for this slot...

Snoozefest of the Week

The Fast and the Jahmyrious vs Weekend Jail

Projected: 113.75 to 65.28, 179.03 combined

If Weekend Jail sets its QB and TE slots, that gets the projected score within 20. There is a chance that Lamar balls out and this gets competitive, but we'll see if that coincides with an updated lineup...TFatJ might be too formidable regardless.

Commish's Picks

Week 8 Picks

On the season: 20-15

Week 8 marks our halfway point. Look forward to more in-depth review of the standings, projections, and options for teams to improve next week!

  1. Actually, still unknown. I don't know him.↩

  2. https://doyoulike.football/2026-week-7-wrapped/#:~:text=RJ%20Harvey↩